Rob O.

I guess this whole story starts with the engagement of my cousin to the woman who is now his wife. When he told me about his engagement, I knew I had to do something as grandiose for my own. You see, he had taken his girlfriend on a vacation to propose to her. On one of their snorkeling trips, he had looped a rubber band around the engagement ring and wrapped the rubber band around his arm and under his wet suit. At a certain point during the day, he pointed to something on the sea floor and waved his girlfriend down to the bottom with him. He pretended to grab something from the bottom, and presented her with a ring. At first she didn’t really get it, and thought that he had found the ring on the ocean floor. If you are wondering about her hair color, your assumptions are probably correct. After he put it on her ring finger she understood. Happily, in her excitement, she only gasped out part of her air, and still had enough to make it safely to the surface. Despite the fact that this engagement was a bit dangerous, I also thought that it was really cool, and it got me thinking about how I would ask my girlfriend.
I started thinking about all the fun things that Heidi and I do. Out of all the activities that we enjoy together, the one that stands out the most is snow boarding. When we were still just friends, one of the first things we did together was go to the Winter X-games in Aspen Colorado. We live in the Boulder/Denver area, so this was a full day trip, and we had a great time. As we started getting closer, we did more and more snowboarding trips.
I would say that our growing relationship turned from friendship to more in February of 2005. Some friends and I had rented a condo in Beaver Creek for a week. She came up for a weekend, and it was obvious to me and all my friends that Heidi and I were a lot closer than your typical friends. This girl was made for me, and we have been together ever since. The point is, snow boarding had a considerable role in our friendship and later on in our continued success as a couple. I knew that it had to be part of our engagement as well. Consuming libations in copious amounts and discussing the meaning of life was a close second. While this is a fun activity and I encourage every young couple to try it out 20 or 30 times to learn about each other, I didn’t think that proposing while slurring and holding onto the floor for fear of falling off the earth was exactly appropriate.
OK. Now I knew that we would be boarding, but how and where was I going to do it. I mean, a really cool thing would be to do it during a steep tree run. Dodging trees, trying to hand her a ring, and avoiding decapitation by low branches may have impressed my cousin who seemed to not mind trying to kill his girlfriend, but it didn’t seem really practical to me. So here is what I came up with: Last year, Breckenridge built a lift on top of the mountain called Imperial. This is currently the highest chair lift in North America. Getting engaged there somehow appeals to my adventurous side. I always want to be in the highest or lowest place, or go the fastest, or do the riskiest sport. Yeah, yeah, I can hear some of you thinking “Hmmm, small man disease?” All of you people can just shut your pie hole.
I was ready, I had my plan, I had my Abazias ring of superb quality (you didn’t notice the plug, did you?). The one thing I had failed to think about is that I had to somehow get Heidi to agree to go to Breckenridge, and then had to get her to the very top of the mountain. Oh well, I can just wing it, right? Wish I would have thought that one out better!!
On a Friday evening I arrived home from a business trip in Florida. I mentioned that the mountains had gotten a bit of snow and that it would be fun to sleep in a little bit in the morning and then maybe head up to Breck for a half day. While Heidi is very easy to get along with, she isn’t always a yes girl either. Her response was “I like the sleeping in part, but let’s decide the rest tomorrow.” That was my first Uh-Oh, in a long series.
I was up bright and early the next morning. Apparently, the butterflies doing re-enactments of Top Gun in my stomach had a much different idea about the definition of sleeping in than I did. I checked the ski report, and there had been an additional 5 inches of snow. A-Ha! That would convince her that riding was a good idea. So I laid there for another hour and a half, raring to get started, but wanting to act normal. Not as easy as I had hoped. Finally she woke up, and I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was laying right next to her, staring at her, and tapping my fingers on the bedpost. I tell her the ski report and within an hour, we are on our way to the slopes. So far, so good!
We get to Breck, and it’s not exactly the perfect day I was hoping for. The wind was kicking pretty well, and there were more clouds than I saw in any of the postcard pictures I had envisioned in my mind. Oh-well, I have planned and stressed about this long enough. Today is the day. We get on our gear and head up the mountain. We get off the first lift and board immediately onto a large patch of ice. I’m able to keep my edge and make it across to where the not-so-gent wind had scraped the powder from the main part of the run and pushed in almost vertical piles against the trees. Heidi was not so lucky. She lost her edge, landed on her butt, and proceeded to slide the distance of a jetliner runway on her but. She stars complaining about landing on her hip and re-igniting the pain from on old NCAA Volleyball injury and telling me that the conditions suck and she is going down to the bar. Not good!! Meanwhile, I am trying to convince her that this golf course sized slate of black ice is just a small patch and that the rest of the mountain will be great. I’m already desperate to save the day, and we are nowhere close to Imperial. This is worse than shearing a sheep with tweezers. We finally compromise that we will check out the back side of the mountain and see if it is any better. Can you say “beads of sweat?”
On the next lift, I started talking about how it’s been over a year since we went all the way to the top, and how it would be fun to go back up there. The look in her eyes left no doubt that I was obviously retarded. To get to Imperial, you have to take another lift almost to the top of the mountain. At the top of that lift, you ride down a little cat track and then you are at the bottom of Imperial. 30 minutes later, and a lot of lobbying on my part, and we are getting off of the first lift. Heidi gets off the lift, looks at the gale forced winds at the top of the mountain, and says through chattering teeth that she is absolutely not going up there. Damn!! I try to convince her that it’s not that bad, and that the direction that the wind is blowing combined with the angle of the hill would provide a wind break for the run we want to take. Her look tells me in no uncertain terms that my mental handicap is getting much worse. Damn, Damn!! As a last ditch effort, I ask, “Is there any way I can convince you to go up there?” Heidi tells me no and that I can go while she stays in the warming shack at the base. At this point, I give up, and being the chivalrous boyfriend that I am, I say, “No Baby, I just want to hang out with you. Let me adjust my boot, and I’ll head down with you.”
I need to explain that I really wanted this to be a surprise for her, and to shock her. For the last year, every time the subject of marriage was brought up, my canned responses consisted of phrases such as, “Maybe someday, I think we are having a lot of fun as it is.”, or “Let’s give it another year, and then we can talk about it.” While I had the best intensions, this still seems somewhat cruel. She always took it stoically, but sometimes her eyes would give her true feeling away, and let me know what part of the human anatomy I was being. If I didn’t pull of this surprise, then all of her frustration, and my feeling like an ass, would be for not. Therefore, I decided that keeping the surprise and asking her where we stood was a better option than telling her what I was up to and getting engaged at the top of the mountain.
At this point, I get down on a knee to “adjust my boot” (pretty slick, huh? That’s how I roll!!). I reach inside my jacket and pull the ring out of the small pocket just as she yells “God Damnit!!” “What?”, I exclaim. To which Heidi responds, “Damnit! If I go to the top, I’m going to be pissed at you for making me go up there. If I don’t go, I’m going to feel guilty because you really wanted to go up there and I stopped you. Either way, I’m going to be pissed off!! Screw it! Let’s go!!” Elated, and completing forgetting to pretend that I care at all for the turmoil she is going through, I drop the ring back into my pocket, say “Really?!? Let’s go!!”, and blow by her towards the next lift line at Mach 3 before she get’s a chance to change her mind.
We’re heading up the next lift, and we get to the hill I was talking about. As I had predicted, the wind died down. I make the mistake of mentioning this. She give me a look. Apparently, I’m an idiot. And she informs me that it’s just a short break between gusts. Yep, this is our perfect day!! As we near the top, I mention that in my haste to get to the last lift, I failed to adjust my boot and will have to do it at the top of this run (I know. Smooth, right?!?). Heidi hasn’t said a word for the last 2/3 of the ride up, and, judging by the scowl on her forehead and the chattering of her teeth, I’m thinking that this is probably better than any other alternative.
We get to the top, and I ask her to stop while I “adjust”. I get to my knee for the second time of the day, and start to play with my boot. Remember those beads of sweat? Yeah, still there and growing. I go for my pocket and say something stupid, “I need to grab my tool.” Heidi is an experienced rider and knows that there is no “tool” to adjust your boot. To credit, her response was relatively kind. She said, “What is wrong with your boot?” Her voice showed all kinds of frustration, but her question played into my hand perfectly. I pulled the ring out of my pocket in such a way that she didn’t see it, and answered her question with, “I know what’s wrong. I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you, but I haven’t proposed to you yet.” I then showed her the ring, and said, “Heidi, I love you. Will you marry me?”
Here was her response. She had a face mask on, so I couldn’t see a lot of her face, but I could read her eyes perfectly. Before I showed her the ring, and I was saying the nice and mushy words to her, the look on her face was saying “Will you just hurry up? I’m cold, I’m pissed, hurry up so we can get off this forsaken mountain.” When I flashed the ring, there was an utter look of confusion. She had no idea what was going on. Then when I asked her to marry me, I saw a tear run down her face. Heidi fell to her knees, wrapped her arms around me, and gasped, “Of course I’ll marry you!!”
All of a sudden, the weather didn’t seem so bad to either of us. The four chairs behind us where empty (not everyone is as dumb as we are), so when I proposed, we were the only ones on the top of mountain. After that, a group of people got off the lift. I asked them to take a picture and explained that we had just gotten engaged. They agreed and told the next couple groups of people what had happened. Soon we had 10 people gathered around congratulating us, and Heidi’s tears had pulled tears out of several of the other ladies standing around. The commotion got the lift operator to come out, and soon he was congratulating us. He ended up taking the picture for us, and informed us that since the lift had just been built the year before, he thought that we were the first people to get engaged on that spot. For me, a guy with a mild case of small man’s disease, this was really cool. He also made an announcement on his radio to the rest of the mountain. In his highly official tone, he stated, “We have an engagement at the top of Imperial.”
Obviously, this was not the perfect day that I had envisioned. However, it fits us perfectly, and we would have had it no other way. I would never trade that day for any other!!